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Posted on 31st Jul at 10:21 AM, with 392,861 notes

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

Posted on 29th Jul at 9:46 AM, with 47,023 notes

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

Oops

Posted on 29th Jul at 9:45 AM, with 560,328 notes

sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

Posted on 29th Jul at 9:39 AM, with 145,112 notes
godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
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godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

Posted on 28th Jul at 11:22 PM, with 468,342 notes

soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

Posted on 28th Jul at 11:21 PM, with 16,422 notes

dutchster:

i love it when my brain decides to let me be happy

Posted on 28th Jul at 12:32 PM, with 538,876 notes

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

Posted on 28th Jul at 11:44 AM, with 165,802 notes

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

Posted on 28th Jul at 11:41 AM, with 167,613 notes

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

Posted on 28th Jul at 11:34 AM, with 205,172 notes
faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

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