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Posted on 31st Aug at 9:46 AM, with 387,431 notes

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

Posted on 31st Aug at 8:04 AM, with 708,008 notes

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

Posted on 30th Aug at 10:19 PM, with 80,646 notes

takeabreath-letherestcomeeasy:

poly-is-str8:

buzzfeedmusic:

This hilarious mom is selling her daughter’s one direction tickets on eBay to teach her a lesson.

Mother of the year.

OMG THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER

Posted on 30th Aug at 10:15 PM, with 6,886 notes

toyota:

white person: I am sorry I killed your natives & enslaved your ancestors, I was hacked

Posted on 30th Aug at 10:15 PM, with 501,894 notes

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

Posted on 30th Aug at 8:47 AM, with 32,639 notes
parents: *yells at you*
parents: *screams at you*
parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*
me: *raises voice slightly*
parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down
Posted on 30th Aug at 7:38 AM, with 650,336 notes

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

Posted on 29th Aug at 8:43 PM, with 128,113 notes
actinglikeicare:

This is what happens when you go to the same school as Lorde
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actinglikeicare:

This is what happens when you go to the same school as Lorde

Posted on 29th Aug at 8:41 PM, with 59,493 notes

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

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